Posted by doug

You know how when you were in high school, the cool people always said that you had to be "fashionably late"? I suspect that that was just code for, "As an asshole, I can't be bothered with the limitations of space/time".

Well, as an asshole, I can't be bothered with recognizing November 1st as an actual day in November. It never happened. The sun rose on November 2nd, and it was a lot like November 1st, except it was Friday, whereas what has November 1st ever given you1? So I will post every day this month, except for November 1st, because that's not even a real day. I mean, it's on the Aztec calendar, but who the hell understands that?2

1. Besides Mono
2. Obviously the Aztecs - C'mon, think outside the box!

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