My son has a throat and ear infection today. He is taking his first antibiotics ever! Needless to say, I am concerned. Here is a rough sketch of what will commence as soon as I can raise a few million dollars for research and supplies:


1) Evil Germ (he is now unhappy about his life choices)

2) The Germ-an Cannon (ironically, not made in Germany at all) (patent pending)

3) Me, shrunk down to microscopic size and inserted into my son's body (I'm also available for birthday parties)