If I were a ghost, volume 87  

Posted by doug

If I were a ghost, I'd get an endorsement, say from Skittles. Then, in an elevator, I'd whisper "Skittles". Everyone would then want Skittles and not know why. Then Skittles would try to screw me over because everyone knows that a ghost can't take Skittles to court1.

1. Up the meds. Or down the meds. Something to do with meds.

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1 rabid fans

So, you are telling me you want Skittles? But you didn't ask for Skittles.

Oh wait! We have ginormous box of Skittles at home. I am absolved.

February 14, 2008 at 3:43:00 PM CST

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